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DON'T MISS THIS!!!!
This is ALL you need to know about the Badman Review and far cleverer and funnier than anything I've been doing. Whoever is behind this truly IS a genius!
CHANGES TO BLOG
It has been brought to my attention that the appearance of Mein Kampf in the very first blog photo, and the suggestion in the profile that it was a favourite book could be mistaken for a genuine representation (presumably by the sort of people that think EastEnders is real). To that end, I have amended both photo and profile to redress the issue.
I accept that comparing Mr Badman with the author of Mein Kampf was not appropriate. Having made some study of WWII and and the life of Adolph Hitler it appears that despite being a loathesome monster who perpetrated appalling atrocities, Hitler was regarded as posessing charisma!
I accept that comparing Mr Badman with the author of Mein Kampf was not appropriate. Having made some study of WWII and and the life of Adolph Hitler it appears that despite being a loathesome monster who perpetrated appalling atrocities, Hitler was regarded as posessing charisma!
DISCLAIMER
I have been asked to point out that this is a SPOOF blog. The content of this blog is a work of total fiction (a bit like the real Graham Badman's Report into Elective Home Education).
I am NOT the real Graham Badman, for which my wife is eternally grateful. The views and opinions expressed in this blog are satire only and unlikely to be the views and opinions of the real Graham Badman. I'm sure Mr Badman's heart is in the right place and on a personal level I bear him no animosity whatsoever. I am simply exercising my right to strongly disagree with his views on education and his decision to sport a goattee beard.
Photographs of Mr Badman featured on this site have been altered for comedic purposes and no attempt is made to claim they are representative (for example the photograph depicting Mr Badman up a ladder shows him in a green T shirt. This is probably unrealistic).
No offence is intended to the real Graham Badman's cat.
No apology is offered to Ed Balls (what a pillock!) There is a story going around Westminster that he asked one of his colleagues for 10p because he wanted to phone a friend. The colleague gave him 20p and told him to call them both!
Old Mr Mort would like me to point out that Old Mrs Mort does not wear surgical support stockings in public and the use of the aforementioned legwear is restricted to recreational pursuit only.
No guinea pig was harmed in the making of this blog.
About Me
- The Inspector from B.E.C.T.A.
- I have spent my entire career in education as a school teacher, head teacher and expert! Councils and ministers seek out my opinion on education, simply because it is correct. You can trust what I say, because I am an expert.
I can't wait!
ReplyDeleteThe wait is killing me!
ReplyDeleteLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLPMSL... excuse my scouse but this badman bloke is an utter BOLLOCK !!!! oh look !!! i never capitalised the B in badman tut tut tut
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